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partner’s having trouble with pikmin 4

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4 hours ago

president-queef:

sylferino:

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going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

  • item 1                            1.94
  • item 2                            1.94
  • item 3                            0.50
  • item 4                            0.32
  • item 5                            1.00
  • item 6                            1.00
  • item 7                            0.72
  • item 8                            0.69
  • item 9                            2.00
  • item 10                          5.87
  • item 11                          1.00
  • item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

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and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

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4 hours ago

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This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

His kids asking him where he was on 9/11 and he’s like “I was there. One block away. Didn’t see anything because I was delivering a Phantom Menace poster.”

I know I keep mentioning it but the fact the thing he’s delivering is so visibly poster shaped is so hilarious. Like if it was a big box labeled MEDICINE, KEEP REFRIGERATED or something visibly important, this photo would be a famous, used as patriotic propaganda about duty in the face of adversity. But this guy delivering what is almost certainly a poster while the South Tower collapses is almost an act of absurdism.

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4 hours ago

the-swift-tricker:

i’m choosing to believe that the in universe reason for everybody swearing in adventure time now as opposed to before is that all the characters made the conscious choice to wait until finn turned eighteen

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4 hours ago

mozilla-firefucks:

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how it feels being the only lesbian

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i just realised i didnt add ‘in my friendgroup’ and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i’m sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta’s back looks really nice when she’s banging rocks together

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4 hours ago

puppes:

rocktheholygrail:

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

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6 hours ago

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just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

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imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

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Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

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@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

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Rafael Vinoly waking up and choosing violence like

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6 hours ago

hamuletta:

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yurkey family

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15 hours ago

noknowshame:

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of “world famous detective” without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

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15 hours ago

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18 hours ago

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(Amazing Spider-Man #1 - Stan Lee, Steve Ditko)

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18 hours ago

shianu:

not-straight-cubed:

friendly reminder that you don’t need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.

Can i add? You also don’t need any diagnosis or disorder to use things that will improve your life. Use a cane, install a shower chair, use a kid app for brushing your teeth if it helps to maintain your attention. You don’t need permission to make your own life better.

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