dasloddl:

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kineticpenguin:

bewbin:

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war
Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

(via prussianmemes)

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2:

sygol:

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

Originally posted by supersaiyanblonded

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mintyproof:

nice argument, however i have monkeys at typewriters typing your ip out dumbass. as soon as one of them gets it right youre fucking dead

(via thepleasuregoblin)

rolypolypellmell:

Tardigrade corn maze at Treinen Farm in Wisconsin.

(via natjennie)

sexhaver:

do you ever think too hard about computers and get so overwhelmed you have to go lie down

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

ALT

ALT

Did you just know this

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onlinebeast:

wayneradiotv:

joshpeck:

the term “i love to boggy” will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

You did it!

(via swarnpert)

foreverial:

foreverial:

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

(via trainwreckgenerator)

argumate:

qillermeme:

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amygdalae:

Beach episode at the monastery… everyones putting sunscreen on eachothers tonsures

(via samalsoblogs)

homeboygirl:

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.

(via ectoimp)

lipid:

mothtowers:

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

(via goodluck-milo)